Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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