You're so nebulous sometimes
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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