You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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