that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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