just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
