I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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