In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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