i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Michael Bay diarrhea
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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