I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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