he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
