your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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