I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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