how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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