Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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