i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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