Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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