A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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