I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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