I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
