I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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