Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Randomize
