you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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