Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Let's get the cat blown out
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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