Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
