Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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