I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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