Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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