Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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