Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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