he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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