I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We got so high we made milksteak
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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