Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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