I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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