I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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