I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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