I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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