I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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