My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Did you just see the Batmobile???
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I booty called her while she was in labor.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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