Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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