yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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