It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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