It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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