I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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