Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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