So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i out mim tonsoeep
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