So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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