even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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