I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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