i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
