Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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