Can i not drive my cunt home
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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