id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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