I cockslap morals
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
just found out that she named her cat after me.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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